I'm crazy...so I'm going to use all the corporal ones ;D
OCs chosen:
Damian
Jordan
Flowers
Haley
1. Ahh yes! Welcome to the interview! Would you first like to introduce yourself?
Damian: No
Jordan: I am Jordan.
Flowers: I am Issac Flowers, Misery High groundskeeper.
Haley: Hi....I'm Haley....
2. So, are you acquainted with any of our other participants?
Damian: I am acquainted with Jordan, and that hatchet wielding gardener...
Jordan: I know Damian and Haley.
Flowers: I think I chased on of them off with a hatchet...
Haley: I only knew Jordan for a few minutes...
3. Let’s start with the basic questions. How old are you?
Damian: I am 17
Jordan: I'm 18...forever...
Flowers: I'm 32 years young until May 23rd.
Haley: I will turn 16 on the 26th of May...
4. Height and weight?
Damian: I am 5'10" and I don't really care about my weight as long as I am fit enough to hunt.
Jordan: I'm 5'11" and weigh...um...160lbs...last I checked.
Flowers: I'm 6 foot even at 200lbs of muscle.
Haley: I'm 5'1" and am at 100lbs....
5. Sexual orientation?
Damian: Straight
Jordan: Straight as a doornail
Flowers: None
Haley: I like guys...so what does that mean...(You're straight)
6. IQ?
Damian: I pass all my classes with B's.
Jordan: 110
Flowers: I got a masters degree in botany......108
Haley: Um...I have no idea but I know I'm smarter than my siblings at least
7. Bra size?
Damian: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS!?
Jordan: Um...AAAA (Flat as a board)
Flowers: I don't wear bras.
Haley: ...C...
8. Let’s cut the boring questions. Firstly, how many weapons are currently on your person?
Damian: *whispers* Two guns and a machete....
Jordan: I AM A WEAPON!
Flowers: It depends on what I am doing at the time.
Haley: O.O WEAPONS!?
9. Are you wanted for any crimes?
Damian: *looks around* I don't see any cops....(He is)
Jordan: No
Flowers: No
Haley: I'm not but one of my brothers is...
10. And the age old ‘Are you a virgin?’
Damian: ...no
Jordan: Yep!
Flowers: I'm not interesting in humans...so I am a virgin.
Haley: Yes...
11. Do you ever fantasize about same-sex relations?
Damian: WHAT IS WITH THESE QUESTIONS!?
Jordan: No...but I have written a story that has that in it. If that counts...
Flowers: I'm not interested in humans. Male or female.
Haley: W..what!?
12. Lovely. So, what is your favorite curse word?
Damian: Crap.
Jordan: Oh sugar honey iced tea.
Flowers: I don't curse...usually.
Haley: Cursing is bad.
13. When was the last time you threw up?
Damian: I don't usually remember things like that.
Jordan: I don't vomit anymore! ;D
Flowers: When I had a bad salad a few days ago.
Haley: I have no idea.
14. Have any mental illnesses?
Damian: Not that I know of...
Jordan: I just have a bad temper.
Flowers: I've been told I have a mental illness.
Haley: No.
15. What is your biggest phobia?
Damian: The deaths of my loved ones.
Jordan: Um...I had a fear of ghosts and death but I got over it.
Flowers: Humans...
Haley: Um...I don't know....I am afraid of a lot of things.
16. Do you crossdress often?
Damian: No.
Jordan: Yes
Flowers: Not usually
Haley: My brothers dressed me up as a one when I was little...
17. Have any addictions?
Damian: I am addicted to sleep.
Jordan: I am addicted to blood. I can't live without it! ;D
Flowers: No.
Haley: I've been told I exercise too much...
18. What is the closest you have ever been to dying? Or have you ever died?
Damian: Um...I've been close to dying more times than I can count.
Jordan: I'm a Vampire...what do you think.
Flowers: Nope.
Haley: I was attacked by a monster...o.o
19. Have the men in white coats ever taken you away?
Damian: No...but they have tried.
Jordan: Never.
Flowers: A couple of times.
Haley: No...but they have taken one of my brothers away though...
20. Are the men in white coats after you?
Damian: No
Jordan: No, but hunters are!
Flowers: No...I wasn't a threat to society so they let me go a while back.
Haley: No
21. Do you snore?
Damian: Not that I know of.
Jordan: Vampires don't snore.
Flowers: Yes
Haley: I don't snore...but I talk in my sleep.
22. Are you drooling right now?
Damian: No
Jordan: *wipes off drool* Sorry...but you look delicious right now, interviewer.
Flowers: No
Haley: No
23. Let’s say that this room was about to explode, and you could save one other person in here. Who would you choose?
Damian: I would save Haley.
Jordan: I would save myself, and possibly Damian.
Flowers: I would save the short one.
Haley: I would save...whoever was closest to me...
24. When was the last time you used the toilet?
Damian: *shrug*
Jordan: I DON'T HAVE TO USE THE RESTROOM ANYMORE! ;D
Flowers: Before the interview.
Haley: Give me a couple of minutes! *runs to the bathroom*
25. Have you ever kissed a girl?
Damian: Yes I have.
Jordan: No
Flowers: NOT. INTERESTED. IN. HUMANS.
Haley: *runs back* Um...I've kissed my sister on the cheeks as a greeting...does that count? (No it doesn't)
26. Did you like it?
Damian: Yes, I liked it a lot.
Jordan: WHAT!?
Flowers: This question is pointless to me right now.
Haley: I don't get this question.
27. The little voices in your head. Do you talk to them?
Damian: I don't have voices in my head.
Jordan: ...I am blocking them out right now...
Flowers: I'm not crazy.
Haley: What voices?
28. Were you made fun of in school? Why?
Damian: No. Not that I cared anyway.
Jordan: Yes...but I try to forget about it.
Flowers: Yes, because I loved plants.
Haley: Yes, because I'm short....
29. I can’t think of a question to ask you. Have any comments?
Damian: What was the point of this exactly?
Jordan: Can I bite you now?
Flowers: Some of your questions were...odd.
Haley: No...
30. This interview has ended? Are you gleeful? Or would you like to complete our 100 question survey over thumbtacks?
Damian: I am slightly annoyed right now and no thanks for the survey *walks away*
Jordan: I'm hungry. *attacks and feeds on the interviewer*
Flowers: *sees Jordan feeding on the interviewer* I'm going to leave...*follows Damian out*
Haley: *sees Jordan feeding on the interviewer* O.o *runs out*
Interviewer: Someone...Help....*passes out*
Jordan: *stops feeding* Oh. Your questions were pointless and I'm not taking the survey. *wipes her mouth and walks out*